Bill gets the bright idea to have Lauren profile her Aunt Linda for a school report on role models, which leads to Lauren helping Linda fulfill her dream of designing…

When Lauren and her friends start hanging out in the Halversons’ cool “”teen scene”” basement, Judy becomes jealous and starts a competition by creating a cooler teen hang-out in the…

Brian helps a woman in need as part of his outreach project and Bill willingly lends a hand when he discovers that “”old”” Mrs. Grundy is a hottie. When Judy…

Judy discovers that “”boys night out”” consists of flirting with a waitress at the local restaurant. However, when Judy informs Bill that the pretty, young waitress is really an overworked,…

Judy is tricked into doing more group activities than she planned when she tries to improve her relationship with her mother-in-law against Bill’s advice. Judy is thrilled when Louise invites…

To give Bill and Judy a much-needed break, Judy’s parents come to take the kids for the weekend, but decide to stay when they realize Judy is sick. Having forgotten…

When a lesbian couple moves in next door, Bill and Judy are shameless in their quest to get approval to build the deck of their dreams. But when they fail…

Bill and Judy feel they need more faith in their lives after meeting the very religious parents of Lauren’s boyfriend.

Judy is excited to host Christmas in the Miller house for the first time, but her plans are scrapped when Bill’s mom insists on having Christmas dinner for the entire…

To Bill’s delight, Brian enters the world of popularity when he becomes the basketball team’s statistician, but his feelings quickly fade when he discovers the players are making Brian their…

When Brian is grounded for breaking curfew, he decides to move into the garage so he can live by his own rules. Meanwhile, Lauren discovers a talent for singing that’s…

In order to pay for a tutor to help him study for the PSAT, a stressed-out Brian takes a job with Bill and runs circles around Bill and his slothful…

While visiting from Florida, Bill’s macho father, Al Miller, decides he wants to spend some quality time with his son so he makes plans to re-create a past bowhunting trip…

Jealous of his friend’s relationship with his athletic son, Bill tries to bond with Brian by helping him build a St. Patrick’s Day parade float. Meanwhile, Lauren dreads the humiliation…

When her cat dies, Linda starts treating her latest loser boyfriend more like a feline than a man. Meanwhile, Bill and Judy can’t help but make fun of the strange…

Bill and Judy are elated when they discover that Brian actually has a girlfriend, but Bill is even prouder of his son for having a crush on his girlfriend’s hot…

Judy asks Bill and Fitz to shoot Tina’s ballet recital, but when Tina’s teacher takes center stage in a sexy ballerina outfit, Bill can’t take the camera off her. After…

Brian is excited and filled with confidence when he receives instant messages from Lauren’s hot tutor, Sarah, a smart college student. Bill encourages Brian to pursue her and ask her…

When Bill’s mother, Louise, introduces the family to her new boyfriend, Johnny, Bill is ecstatic that she has someone to occupy her time. But the happiness is short-lived as Bill…

Bill and Judy are so ecstatic to hear that Bill’s mother, Louise, is going to marry her boyfriend that Judy agrees to be her maid of honor. However, the nuptials…

When Tina comes running to Judy to do the “”manly job”” of killing a spider, Bill realizes that does not wear the pants in the Miller household, but in fact,…

Bill is irate when he catches Lauren’s boyfriend sneaking out of the house after midnight. Following the incident, Bill decides to bond with Chris in order to gain his respect…

When Bill and Judy discover that their pediatrician has the teddy bear that they used to hide their stash in, they must come up with a plan to get it…

After Bill and Judy catch Brian, Lauren and their friends drinking in the basement, they decide to set an example and abstain from drinking for an entire month. Unfortunately, Bill…

When Bill gets a clean bill of health and Judy is advised that her cholesterol is through the roof, Judy writes a beautiful letter to Bill conveying things he should…

Bill convinces Linda to take his advice instead of Judy’s when he tells her to let her fiancé pursue his dream of making a music video even though he hasn’t…

When a doctor diagnoses Lauren with depression, the teenager sees a golden opportunity to take advantage of the situation. Meanwhile, Brian is desperate to figure out a way to stop…

Eager to relive their glory days, chaperones Bill and Judy are excited about a teen dance with an ’80s theme. The same can’t be said of Brian, who’s dateless after…

Bill and Judy grow suspicious when Brian and Lauren start secretly making plans and covering up for each other. In order to get to the bottom of things, Bill and…

When Tina is invited to a birthday party for the daughter of former Chicago Bear Willie Gault, she refuses to go, but Judy and Bill attend anyway to meet their…

Brian is stinking pretty bad, so Bill tries to teach him how to live with “”the Millers sweats.”” Turns out Brian has been skipping shower after gym because he feels…

On a father-daughter outing to the mall, Bill and Lauren agree to lie to Judy about spending quality time together, and then split up to do their own things. Meanwhile,…

When Judy discovers that Bill is an excellent cook, she welcomes his help with the meals. But when he gets fussy about the cooking, Judy begins to think that maybe…

Judy is tired of always playing bad cop and having Bill undermine her authority to the kids, so she decides to take a day off and let all hell break…

After Linda meets a nice man and goes out with him hours after being dumped by another guy, Judy advises her not to go so fast. Linda and Judy have…

Judy’s fear that Lauren is hanging out with the wrong crowd is confirmed when Lauren gets caught shoplifting. Although Judy doesn’t believe Lauren’s claim of innocence, Bill convinces her to…

Bill and Judy attend their twentieth high school reunion, and soon they begin acting like teenagers again. Bill meets his old hot dog eating competitor and challenges him to see…

The humorous Valentine’s Day card that Judy receives from Bill leaves her feeling as if the romance in their marriage is dead. To reignite the old spark, Judy shows up…

After Judy and Bill order Lauren to drop basic math and take a more difficult algebra class, her bad attitude about schoolwork multiplies and the conflict between Lauren and her…

Bill and Linda meet some Bill’s old high school buddies, who since then has turned his life around. Bill says his wife changed him, which leads into an argument between…