After Louise’s husband kicks in money towards a Sweet Sixteen party for grand-daughter Lauren, she feels this means she gets to run the show. Meanwhile, Brian struggles to get money…

Bill and Judy search for a pair of tickets to a Rolling Stones concert, but getting them proves to be more difficult than they’d hoped. Meanwhile, they have to put…

When Judy’s excellent coaching may put Tina’s basketball team in the playoffs, Bill tries to get them to lose so he can watch real basketball on TV instead. Meanwhile, Linda’s…

Bill gets jealous when Brian becomes excited about his upcoming trip to Europe for a summer exchange program. In an effort to create a bonding moment with his son before…

When Judy discovers Al has told his fiance that he’s a millionaire, Bill confronts him, but it turns out Bill’s the one who’s been lied to. Meanwhile, Brian seeks a…

When Lauren starts taking advantage of neighbor Chris’ affections, Judy steps in to let him know that he is being used. Chris then directs his crush to Judy who takes…

Bill takes Brian out to a gentlemen’s club for his 18th birthday, but worries when Brian starts spending all his time there. Meanwhile, Linda regrets giving Lauren a poem for…

Bill’s dad has a new fiance, Joy, with a nine-year-old son, and it’s the youngster who starts receiving all of Bill’s dad’s attention. Meanwhile, Joy irks Judy and Linda with…

Brian and Lauren scheme to avoid Christmas chores and family togetherness, but when their plan works, they’re not as happy as they thought they’d be.

Judy tries to stand her ground when Bill’s mother tries to hone in on her Mother’s Day tradition with her own mom. Judy finally convinces Bill to take Louise wherever…

Bill tries to become more involved in Lauren’s life, but his constant digging into her life only serves to drive her further away.

When Brian graduates high school, he plans to move out and Bill and Judy plan to expand their bedroom into his. However, Brian gets the impression they’ve split and have…

When Bill and Judy finally meet a couple they both really enjoy, they start competing against one other to see which of them the couple likes best. Meanwhile, Brian makes…

Bill and Judy are initially happy that Linda and Perry are finally tying the knot, but when Roach, the eccentric minister and best man, shows up and the other wedding…

When an heir to a beer company moves into the neighborhood, Bill has found a new best friend, but when Judy gets fed up she makes Bill choose between them….

Louise winning a car during a taping of Oprah puts a rift between her and Judy. Meanwhile, Brian and his meteorology club friends decide how to spend a club surplus.

After scolding Bill and Kyle for their childish behavior, Judy is forced to swallow her pride and ask Kyle for help when she makes an irresponsible mistake.

Brian has returned from his summer abroad and he should be excited about starting his senior year of high school, but he left his heart in Italy and can’t stop…

The guys down at the toilet store get a new boss “a young, brash, Harvard graduate” who develops a friendship with Brian. Bill shamelessly benefits from the situation until Judy…

Bill and Judy come to Fitz’s rescue by helping him adjust to his new life as a single man by joining him in his new bachelor pad and helping him…

Bill gets caught up in a fantasy card game in which players pretend to be wizards and warlocks after he learns that Brian is a champion player. Meanwhile, Judy starts…

When the Halversons belittle Bill and Judy’s ability to contribute to the school’s silent auction, the Millers retaliate by coming up with the hit item. Impressed with the Millers’ generosity,…

Bill gets the bright idea to have Lauren profile her Aunt Linda for a school report on role models, which leads to Lauren helping Linda fulfill her dream of designing…

When Lauren and her friends start hanging out in the Halversons’ cool “”teen scene”” basement, Judy becomes jealous and starts a competition by creating a cooler teen hang-out in the…

Brian helps a woman in need as part of his outreach project and Bill willingly lends a hand when he discovers that “”old”” Mrs. Grundy is a hottie. When Judy…

Judy discovers that “”boys night out”” consists of flirting with a waitress at the local restaurant. However, when Judy informs Bill that the pretty, young waitress is really an overworked,…

Judy is tricked into doing more group activities than she planned when she tries to improve her relationship with her mother-in-law against Bill’s advice. Judy is thrilled when Louise invites…

To give Bill and Judy a much-needed break, Judy’s parents come to take the kids for the weekend, but decide to stay when they realize Judy is sick. Having forgotten…

When a lesbian couple moves in next door, Bill and Judy are shameless in their quest to get approval to build the deck of their dreams. But when they fail…

Bill and Judy feel they need more faith in their lives after meeting the very religious parents of Lauren’s boyfriend.

Judy is excited to host Christmas in the Miller house for the first time, but her plans are scrapped when Bill’s mom insists on having Christmas dinner for the entire…

To Bill’s delight, Brian enters the world of popularity when he becomes the basketball team’s statistician, but his feelings quickly fade when he discovers the players are making Brian their…

When Brian is grounded for breaking curfew, he decides to move into the garage so he can live by his own rules. Meanwhile, Lauren discovers a talent for singing that’s…

In order to pay for a tutor to help him study for the PSAT, a stressed-out Brian takes a job with Bill and runs circles around Bill and his slothful…

While visiting from Florida, Bill’s macho father, Al Miller, decides he wants to spend some quality time with his son so he makes plans to re-create a past bowhunting trip…

Jealous of his friend’s relationship with his athletic son, Bill tries to bond with Brian by helping him build a St. Patrick’s Day parade float. Meanwhile, Lauren dreads the humiliation…

When her cat dies, Linda starts treating her latest loser boyfriend more like a feline than a man. Meanwhile, Bill and Judy can’t help but make fun of the strange…

Bill and Judy are elated when they discover that Brian actually has a girlfriend, but Bill is even prouder of his son for having a crush on his girlfriend’s hot…

Judy asks Bill and Fitz to shoot Tina’s ballet recital, but when Tina’s teacher takes center stage in a sexy ballerina outfit, Bill can’t take the camera off her. After…

Brian is excited and filled with confidence when he receives instant messages from Lauren’s hot tutor, Sarah, a smart college student. Bill encourages Brian to pursue her and ask her…