Mary’s breakfast is a failure. Loretta’s career is a success. Mary attempts to save Cathy from a tragedy with a reading from TV Guide.

Sergeant Foley tries the two-timer two-step. Loretta warms up for her Hollywood debut. Charlie counts toes and ends up a father.

Sergeant Foley tries the two-timer two-step. Loretta warms up for her Hollywood debut. Charlie counts toes and ends up a father.

Mary and Tom have a surrogate. Loretta gets a non-obscene phone call. Mary leaves Tom alone with Mona.

Mary and Tom have a surrogate. Loretta gets a non-obscene phone call. Mary leaves Tom alone with Mona.

Charlie talks to Loretta about Muriel. Cathy and Dennis return from a night together. Loretta prepares for her predecessor.

Mrs. Haggers meets Mrs. Haggers. Sergeant Foley waits with Mary. Mary is shaking – and it’s not from the cold. Charlie and Muriel remember things differently.

Charlie talks to Loretta about Muriel. Cathy and Dennis return from a night together. Loretta prepares for her predecessor.

Mary is not nervous as Mona drops by. Cathy has no need to be jealous. Tom learns the wonders of performance anxiety.

Mary is not nervous as Mona drops by. Cathy has no need to be jealous. Tom learns the wonders of performance anxiety.

Mary wonders about Tom’s sudden burst of cooperativeness. Charlie tells Loretta the story of Muriel. Cathy has found the perfect man – again.

Mary wonders about Tom’s sudden burst of cooperativeness. Charlie tells Loretta the story of Muriel. Cathy has found the perfect man – again.

Mona has a perfect record – practically. Loretta and Mary tackle each other’s problems and talk about “the scar!”

Mona has a perfect record – practically. Loretta and Mary tackle each other’s problems and talk about “the scar!”

Loretta gives a farewell performance. Cathy plays hard-to-get and says yes to two dates.

Charlie and Loretta face eviction at the hands of the Friendly Loan Co. Steve appears on the Johnny Tilson Show, where it’s apparent that he’s romancing starlet Kate Walters. Martha…

Mary tells Tom that it’ll be 23 years before their sexual desires are synchronized again. Tom is angered by Mary’s need for “something else” that she can’t explain. Mary seeks…

Dr. Fermin tells Loretta that she’s in spontaneous remission. Charlie devises a plan to come up with money to stall eviction by selling raffle tickets for a color TV he…

Now that Mary knows her thing is communication, she has to decide what to do with it. Tom doesn’t communicate well when he tells Loretta and Mary what happened between…

Steve reassures Cathy that starlet Kate Walters was just for publicity. Tom has to explain to Heather that he broke the rules when he’s sent home from the plant over…

Cathy tells George and Martha that she and Steve are going to Hollywood to be married, just as Kate Walters arrives at Steve’s apartment. Tom has it out with George…

Cathy tells George and Martha that she and Steve are going to Hollywood to be married, just as Kate Walters arrives at Steve’s apartment. Tom has it out with George…

Mary, Martha, and Loretta plan Cathy’s impromptu bridal shower while she’s throwing her engagement ring back at Steve. A distraught Cathy arrives home, announces Steve’s infidelity, and renounces men. Dennis…

Mary, Martha, and Loretta plan Cathy’s impromptu bridal shower while she’s throwing her engagement ring back at Steve. A distraught Cathy arrives home, announces Steve’s infidelity, and renounces men. Dennis…

Mary secretly phones Mona but can’t talk. After her date with Dennis, Cathy’s over Steve. Loretta has a new tune about Cathy’s relationship with Steve called How Can You Say…

Mary secretly phones Mona but can’t talk. After her date with Dennis, Cathy’s over Steve. Loretta has a new tune about Cathy’s relationship with Steve called How Can You Say…

Mary is too busy preparing food products without food to care about Cathy’s relationship with Dennis. Loretta receives a phone call from another Mrs. Haggers. Mona arrives at the Hartman…

Mary is too busy preparing food products without food to care about Cathy’s relationship with Dennis. Loretta receives a phone call from another Mrs. Haggers. Mona arrives at the Hartman…

Tragedy makes strange bedfellows. Mae spends the night with Tom and Mary. Steve has something to show Cathy. Martha finds Mae in Tom’s bed.

Mary keeps Mae from suicide, for the sake of her bathroom. Charlie and Loretta get a not so friendly letter. Mary and Mae have a nice woman to husband’s former…

Mary finds a match made in heaven, in her own kitchen. Roberta hopes Grandpa can forget. Mary finds new meaning in her life.

Leroy is worried sick. Mae talks to Tom about Mary. Leroy Fedders gets into his last bowl of chicken soup.

Mary’s chicken soup makes the evening news. The time has come for Steve to gesture goodbye. Mary’s guilt gets Leroy a Cadillac.

George gets a “visitor” and then a “surprise.” The Hartmans get a call from Tom’s ex’s ex. George returns home in a panic.

Mary plays hostess to a funeral and eulogizes the late Leroy Fedders. Tom and Mary make plans for the hypothetical. Tom has a surprise for Mae.

Mae’s reunion is a big headache for Tom and it’s all Mary’s fault. Loretta and Charlie get some not so friendly news. Loretta makes a spectacular comeback, in more ways…

Dorelda Doremus’ “healing” falls flat. George faces up to facts and says yes to Cathy and Steve. Tom and Mary reach new highs in bed.

Tom and Mary owe Heather an explanation. Loretta is still looking up. The Friendly Loan Company drops in on the Haggers. Mae stops by the Hartmans’ house.

George says no to Cathy and Steve, but his words fall on deaf ears. Charlie and Loretta swap exciting news. The Shumway house is a battleground. Tom cooks his way…

Loretta and Charlie wheel their way home. Grandpa helps Roberta, who insults her way into a sale. Tom and Mary learn the wonders of Dorelda Doremus! Then the truth.