Jack and Victor decide to visit Winston in his new home at the seaside town of Finport – but find the local people are even stranger than those in Craiglang….

Jack arranges a birthday surprise for Victor’s 75th – a trip down the river in an inflatable dinghy. The duo are joined on their voyage by Winston, but the relaxing…

A story involving three men and a baby. The trouble is, the baby wants to knock down the Clansman Bar.

Jack and Vic feel their lives have become routine to the point of redundancy. Does salvation lie in Glasgow University’s course in Medicial Proficiency, or will the lure of a…

The workies on the new building site are generating a lot of money for Craiglang’s local economy – all of it flowing into the dubious hands of Vince Gallagher the…

Jack realises how long it’s been since his wife died and starts to find new love with a lovely woman in the city centre. But to win the fair lady’s…

Navid is giving out invitations to what promises to be the wedding of the year in Craiglang. They’re as rare and desired as Willy Wonka’s golden tickets – so why…

Tam, the tapping king of Craiglang, has fallen on his feet with his latest win: a lifetime’s free supply of film tickets and confectionary. Not to be outdone, our boys…

Jack and Victor aren’t sure what to make of it when one of their pals takes up with a woman half his age.

Tam, the tapping king of Craiglang, has fallen on his feet with his latest win: a lifetime’s free supply of film tickets and confectionary. Not to be outdone, our boys…

Jack and Victor take up residence in the hospital as DJs. Navid, however, is about to encounter a more pressing problem.

Craiglang has never had it so good; everyone’s suddenly come into money. There’s rumours of a money-dealer newly arrived in Craiglang. Even Jack and Victor decide to get in on…

Jack and Victor succumb to the lure of the Dial-A-Bus, but this one doesn’t stop where they expected.

Winter arrives in Craiglang with a vengeance. Jack and Victor find an old friend of theirs drops dead of the cold – is it time to take part in Winston’s…

Jack and Victor are fed up of Isa’s constant prying, but the plan they hatch causes shock waves across Craiglang.

Isa’s unwelcome husband returns once more. Jack and Victor have a major falling-out: Victor’s son John is as distant and uncaring as ever, while Jack has warm tears in his…

Victor is awaiting a visit from his son John who now lives in Johannesburg. But when John leaves a message on Victor’s answering machine, a crucial part of the message…

Navid is giving out invitations to what promises to be the wedding of the year in Craiglang. They’re as rare and desired as Willy Wonka’s golden tickets – so why…

Jack and Victor kick off series 3 in an opening episode that picks up where the last episode of series 2 left off – the boys are flying to Canada…

Navid finds Pete ‘the Jakey’, Craiglang’s answer to Barny Gumball, has been letting himself go, lately. It seems he’s been going through the shopkeeper’s rubbish for food. Is it, in…

Boaby bars Jack & Vic & Co. from the Clansman. Turning Osprey Heights into a mini Las Vegas, Tam wins Joe’s motor-wheelchair. However, plans are afoot to win it back,…

For once Winston’s complaint to the social office is genuine, and now has a foot that can stun even the most heartless of people into abject silence. Meanwhile, Jack devises…

The Neds have colonised the local park and Jack and Victor aren’t happy about it. Winston decides to take matters into his own hands. Things aren’t helped by the fact…

Pub-loving pensioners Jack and Victor are set for a headache, as the hit Scottish comedy returns.In the first of a new six-part series, the adventurous oldies risk the mother of…

Archie (Sylvester McCoy), an old friend of J & V’s, finally has to leave the place where he has been secluded for nearly half a century, never going outside. Now…

Tam finally does the decent thing. He doesn’t buy a pint; he decides to get married.

Jack realises how long it’s been since his wife died and starts to find new love with a lovely woman in the city centre. But to win the fair lady’s…

Winston, a lifetime expert at fiddling the DHSS, takes his game one step-up, in the form of pretty home-helper Mrs. Begg . Our boys are quickly smitten. But can Winston…

Victor is awaiting a visit from his son John who now lives in Johannesburg. But when John leaves a message on Victor’s answering machine, a crucial part of the message…

The Neds (hooligans) begin a reign of terror in Craigland. Jack and Victor contact an old friend to come to town and take matters in his giant-sized hands. If they…

After an unusually expensive meal, Jack and Victor decide to take a literal trip down memory lane, when they visit a new exhibition in the city centre dedicated to the…

Winston and Tam become love rivals over a gentle, lovely lady at the local library. But which one will win the fair lady’s heart? Meanwhile, Jack and Victor are feeling…

Jack and Victor club together to out-bid Manky Franky to win themselves Danny’s old motor. But their new freedom comes at a price, and will Tam, at long last, finally…

Winter arrives in Craiglang with a vengeance. Jack and Victor find an old friend of theirs drops dead of the cold – is it time to take part in Winston’s…

Sarah turns to a UFO convention for answers about the “three dots,” more details about Riley’s mission are revealed, and Ellison begins working with Catherine Weaver’s AI prototype, “John Henry.”

While fighting to stay alive, Sarah is guided by the image of John’s father. Weaver’s attempt to protect John Henry has deadly consequences.

While Derek does surveillance on a lawyer he suspects may be connected to Skynet, Sarah and Cameron begin to have doubts about Riley.

Jack and Victor: together again, for the first time! The problem is Jack’s having problems with his neighbours, and Victor’s neighbour rolls over and joins the choir invisible. Will the…

While Sarah, John and Cameron track another name from their list, they accidentally cross paths with T-1001. Meanwhile, a woman who Derek once knew in the past surprises him by…

Sarah’s quest to find the meaning behind the “three dots” leads to a technology firm seeking an advanced microchip. Meanwhile, Jesse comes clean to Derek about her mission and Weaver…