Mary solicits Grandpa Larkin’s opinion in her argument with Tom about finding new ways to have sex. Tom denies Mae’s accusation that he ordered her research work to be impounded…

Charlie fights Dr. Osgood’s plan to have “Loretta’s” life support turned off, but it’s rendered moot when the bandaged patient dies. Pat meets her new cell mate Cookie LaRue, who…

Mary admits to Nat Dearborn that Pat once mentioned wanting to kill Garth. Tom questions Charlie about his confidence that the bandaged accident victim is actually Loretta. Mac invites the…

At the hospital, Martha and Grandpa Larkin meet Barbie, a fellow “Gray Lady”. Mary tells Charlie about her visit with “Loretta” who Mary thinks will soon come out of her…

Martha’s new pet sitting service terrifies George after he finds a monkey and a tarantula in his kitchen. Complications arise when lawyer Darcy Pinker demands Cathy sign a contract before…

Mae informs Mary that she’s writing a book about sexual satisfaction using the women of Fernwood for her research. The Shumways dish the family dirt to a recovered George. Tom…

Harold Clemens interviews Mary about the Olinski report, but she’s more interested in gardening with garbage. Merle and Wanda disagree about her endorsement of Mae’s research. Disgusted by Clemens’ newspaper…

Mary and Pat visit Rabbi Weintraub who agrees Pat should leave Garth…until he learns about Little Garth. Loretta tells Lou that she won’t marry Mac if Lou makes her a…

Heather and Little Garth trade embarrassing secrets, and Mary catches them kissing over the kitchen table where Cathy gave birth. Harold Clemens misses the point in his interview with Mae…

At the hospital, Charlie identifies the completely bandaged accident victim as Loretta when Dr. Osgood shows him Loretta’s purse, which was found on the victim. Tom urges Mary not to…

Merle vetoes Charlie and Tom’s request that he intercede in the police search for Loretta. The experience of natural childbirth becomes more intense for Cathy and Christine. Merle meets Mae…

Charlie and Mary visit a recovered George who’s distressed over all the crazy complications that ensued while he was brainwashed. A police officer gives Martha notice to vacate the Shumway…

After admitting his own childhood abuse, Garth confines Pat to a closet. George barges into the Addams house and threatens to tell Mr. Addams the truth about Cathy’s baby unless…

Tom is disheartened when Jess, the manager of the Capri Lounge, won’t hire him as the daytime bartender because he’s over-qualified. Mary reminds Brian that she’ll blackmail him if she…

Mary and Pat cut up Tom’s credit cards. Montgomery Monk uses a Ho-Ho to reprogram George. Merle feels that Wanda is spending more time on public life than married life….

Charlie and Loretta grab the dictionary when Fernwood’s new skywriter writes the word “foreplay” in the sky. Montgomery Monk arrives at the Shumway home to begin George’s deprogramming. Mary gives…

In Dayton, Jake stops by Lou’s diner where amnesiac Loretta is pegged as a slut. Loretta, calling herself Lulu, is befriended by owner Lou and regular customer Mac Slattery. Wanda…

Monk reaches a breakthrough with reprogramming George. Sikanda teaches Martha the Boga Zidi way. Mae Olinski visits Tom and Mary and reveals that she’s behind the sexy skywriting over Fernwood….

Charlie and Loretta express their passion in the car on the side of a public road. Heather hands over another sex questionnaire that Mary had hidden in a box of…

Mr. Donally, Tom’s boss at the RV dealership, warns Tom that his aggressive approach and low sales have put him danger of being fired. Christine’s snobbish father mistreats Cathy during…

Mary refers Wanda to Bob Gilroy when Wanda begins lisping. Gilroy reacts with disgust when Wanda confesses she spent her wedding night at Annie’s trailer, but Wanda’s cured when she…

Mary suggests that an upset Loretta seek advice from Bob Gilroy, the plant psychologist. Gilroy makes a house call to the Haggers home, but Loretta’s tale of Charlie’s accident in…

Mary appeals to Cathy not to sell her baby, and although the idea is sound financially, Cathy feels shame. Suspecting that Big Honey is using the CB to run Fernwood’s…

Merle arrives at the mortuary where Big Honey’s partner Mac is reluctant to let him see her. Merle talks his way into the slumber room and is stunned to learn…

Merle and Wanda marry with Mary’s unusual ceremonial vows. Detective Johnson arranges for Tom to pose as a john and help him crack the prostitution ring by exposing Big Honey….

Financially strapped Tom visits the plant to ask Crimins if he has any unpaid money due him. Christine mimics Cathy’s movements to appear pregnant. Mary’s kitchen is filled with women…

Guests fill Mary’s kitchen on Christmas Day, including the Jeeters, Gimbles, Annie, and Loretta who arrives late with one Jimmy Joe’s bicentennial Christmas trees. Mary leads the group with a…

Garth escalates his abuse of Pat. Annie informs Merle that her gift to Wanda is to never be intimate with him again. Merle flirts with Big Honey on Annie’s CB….

Detective Johnson’s shocking confession about his past prompts Martha to end their courtship. Garth and Pat have yet another fight, this time over his accusation that she doesn’t support his…

Loretta and Jody meet Dr. Fratkis in New Jersey and learn that someone uglier than a Godfather cast member bailed Charlie out of jail. Mary and Merle have an intimate…

Garth bungles Merle’s press conference, angering him, but Merle turns it around with an engagement announcement. Wanda requests a private celebration, but Merle insists on abstinence until their wedding night….

Garth bungles Merle’s press conference, angering him, but Merle turns it around with an engagement announcement. Wanda requests a private celebration, but Merle insists on abstinence until their wedding night….

Pat introduces Mary to Garth Phillip Gimble, Jr., who doesn’t like to be called “Little Garth”. During Merle’s election night party, Garth threatens Pat, but she swears she’ll expose him…

Mary and Dr. Medwick rap about rape and upward mobility. Loretta kisses Jody and tells him goodbye forever. About to jump from the bridge, Charlie hears Loretta’s love song to…

Annie returns Mary’s journal and insists she’s not attracted to her. While discussing people’s needs, Mary embraces Annie, but Tom walks in and misinterprets the situation. Later, Tom forces himself…

After writing about her in the journal, Mary visits Annie and bristles at her attention. Tom’s arrival prompts Annie to make a quick exit with Mary’s journal which Annie thinks…

Embarrassed before a country club lunch, Tom wants Mary to keep up with the Joneses by shopping for chic dresses at Tufts and Tweeds. Martha fears God will punish Cathy…

Pat and Little Garth hide the truth from Garth about his son’s bed wetting. Detective Johnson insinuates that Annie is part of a prostitution ring in Fernwood and wants to…

Embarrassed before a country club lunch, Tom wants Mary to keep up with the Joneses by shopping for chic dresses at Tufts and Tweeds. Martha fears God will punish Cathy…

Garth rejects Wanda’s desire to enlist Pat in Merle’s mayoral campaign. Later, Garth becomes disgusted by Pat’s novel, a fictional account of their relationship, and forces her to destroy what…