Flattered

College guy Jack generally has poor luck with women. He conquered the drooling problem, but still considers himself a novice. Then coed Chelsea literally takes our hero's breath away (bladder control, too, if you must know). How can he hope to win this unattainably lovely girl, who already has an unseen but steady boyfriend? Desperate, Jack solicits advice from pals on campus and at work, precision-planning every move with Chelsea, with ironic results.